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oknope:

is your face from mcdonalds? cause im loving it

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pityreblogs:

sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

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petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

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ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

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willamsherlockscottholmes:

cumberbatchbooty:

unprotectable:

If I swallow magnets will I become attractive?

no but they will cut through your internal organs and kill you

Wow everyone on this website has gotten so smooth

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