Oblivion

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(Source: flewor, via ireallylikefriedchicken)

POKEMON QUESTIONS!

xxxxPikachu:

Do you consider yourself popular?

Eevee:

How well do you take change?

Vaporeon:

Do you enjoy swimming?

Flareon:

Do you enjoy campfires?

Jolteon:

Do you fear thunder/lightning?

Umbreon:

Day or night?

Espeon:

What are some strange abilities you have?

Leafeon:

Do you enjoy nature?

Glaceon:

Do you prefer cool or hot temperatures?

Sylveon:

How do you feel about the new fairy type?

Piplup:

Are you a picky eater?

Snorlax:

Are you a heavy sleeper?

Wobbuffet:

Do you have any big secrets?

Plusle/Minun:

Who's your best friend?

Magikarp:

Are you excited for your future?

Jigglypuff:

Do you enjoy singing?

Kirlia:

Do you dance?

Chansey:

Enjoy helping people?

Whismur:

Are you the quiet type?

Exploud:

Do you like your music loud?

Chandelure:

Believe in ghosts?

Zangoose:

Biggest rival?

Swalot:

Favorite food?

Minccino:

Are you a clean freak?

Elgyem:

Believe in aliens?

Wingull:

Do you enjoy the beach?

Vanillite:

Favorite Ice cream flavor?

impetuz:

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

Oh

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bvsedjesus:

i want u wrapped in my arms…like a burrito…be my baerrito

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browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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cosmo sex tip #669

allaboardthekevintran:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

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thatwhoviansynesthete:

  • you guys are allowed to send me messages
  • you’re allowed to just say hi
  • feel free to just tell me about your day as if we’ve been best friends since forever
  • you’re all good to ask anything you want to know
  • don’t be afraid to be off anon
  • you can talk to me
  • i like talking to you guys 
  • please
  • i dont bite 

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